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  • EmKay

    Hey guys! We just wanted to apologise for the lack of a thumbnail on this video, and on the next few as we've been given a false Community Guidelines strike (we're still not sure why). We'll be uploading our previously scheduled videos only once a day until the strike penalty is over, but after that everything will be back to normal :) - Emkay team

    • Velociraptor Animations
      Velociraptor Animations

      @dan mackintosh its normal, i got a warning for making a video called 1 minute of memes because It WasNt OnE mInUtE

    • Velociraptor Animations
      Velociraptor Animations

      @violet love and why should he?

    • Velociraptor Animations
      Velociraptor Animations

      @Darthplagueis13 oh it probably was, the soup of side one?

    • Velociraptor Animations
      Velociraptor Animations


    • SilasJSMM2

      I can forgive y’all :)

  • robblequoffle

    0:05 I think that's a thong

  • Noah

    3:12 🤨

  • Glitch B*tch
    Glitch B*tch

    HWP means height weight proportionate Edit: this video makes me question whether or not if humanity is stupid or not

  • Livia Hibberson
    Livia Hibberson

    I found teeth earrings on Etsy. Real human teeth. I'm scared.

  • James T.
    James T.

    What’s throbbin’ robin 😉😏😫

  • Purpleish Panda
    Purpleish Panda

    2:51 yeaaaa like most of the cars in Tauranga

  • AwsomezPlayz

    Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • Sebastian Michaelis
    Sebastian Michaelis

    I feel like u learn a lot doing these vids

  • TheCoolLEGO64 Boss
    TheCoolLEGO64 Boss

    9:05 I don’t want to be be gross BUT you know what it will be used for.

  • Interloper

    why does that baby look like john kramer from saw

  • qui gon jinn
    qui gon jinn

    3:12 is *D O G* fine, or just cats

  • tony tyrpak
    tony tyrpak

    Whut happened to damien

  • Crackhead McGee
    Crackhead McGee

    I need to make money somehow, don't judge me.

  • Cherry

    I’ve been binging these videos since I found them and I’m convinced that I want Robin to narrate my life.

  • • Fizzy •
    • Fizzy •

    "keep sending pictures of your kitties on twitter, im loving it" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • LSX Dime
    LSX Dime

    I guess you didn't get the joke on the skateboard or this is how I understood it, the owner nolonger needs it and once used ineffectivly as a weapon. Its one of guys that got shot for being a moron in Kenosha WI, awesome!!

  • Plasma Bolts
    Plasma Bolts

    13:32 this must be on boneappleteeth

  • Sans the Skeleton
    Sans the Skeleton

    Looks like a vegetable to me

  • Ammar Hossain
    Ammar Hossain

    3:12 I thought he said something else

  • HauntedShadowsLegacy

    Why is the cat pictures one on this subreddit? Blasphemy!

  • Sort of Arbitrary
    Sort of Arbitrary

    No lie, when you said about that XBOX 1 controller "It looks kind of like a duke", my mind immediately went to this song about a Bad Dragon Dildo named "Duke". uzload.info/fun/lmaQdIfUy6-srIU/video

  • TheRawringDog __
    TheRawringDog __

    Heres an intro idea What's up its robin lobbing some *insert topic* at ya

  • dà4k mâ5t3r
    dà4k mâ5t3r

    The chainsaw powered bike is not actually powered by a chainsaw but is actually powered by a RPG-7 rocket

  • Azzam Athallah
    Azzam Athallah

    145 of asking Emkay to collaborate with FakeJake Cause you are friends

  • Mundi96

    you didnt cover the DIN-A4 printouts of graphic cards on ebay

  • Aydan Marquart
    Aydan Marquart

    Guys I know robin's last name It's Dabank

  • Pumpkin Patch Exotics
    Pumpkin Patch Exotics

    I didn't know I needed a super hero duck so bad till now.

  • bluethehedgehog14

    Rabbit poop can be a great fertilizer for gardens.

  • Jessica Dia
    Jessica Dia

    Bawhaha the pterodactyl ad was by far my favorite

  • Grayson Martinez
    Grayson Martinez


  • *cheesus christ*
    *cheesus christ*

    Delicious asparagus

  • Syneph

    You do know that hand crafted pc makes sense right? Pc parts are not cheap and its also hand crafted. It probably has a threadripper 3990x and 2 Rtx titans in it.

  • Kavross

    Just adding support, while I wouldn't handle them, Black widows can be pretty fascinating pets.

  • The Pivot Guy
    The Pivot Guy

    I would buy the Anti-Award Plaque and give it to someone that lost a competition and didn't even get a ribbon or medal or small trophy probably on someone i don't like

  • Spiritiger Studios
    Spiritiger Studios

    One of the reasons I subscribed 1. Bcus mt country doesn't have reddit pwp 2. It gud stuff on this channel :>

  • Madison MacKinnon
    Madison MacKinnon

    So I have a black widow story. I used to work in a really big thrift store (the building used to be a grocery store just for reference later) and as I was working at the till a lady came up to me and asked me if a pill bottle had been turned in and as far as was aware of nothing had been. So I asked her what color the bottle was and what size it was just for reference. At this point she's looking pretty worried. She told me it was orange with a white lid that had holes poked in on the top (do you see where this is going?) Obviously intrigued I asked her why is there holes poked on the top. and yep you probably guessed it she kept her pet black widow spider in a pill bottle that she carried around with her EVERYWHERE. we had to get all the staff to search the store trying to find a little pill bottle that could be literally be anywhere. I guess what happened was her purse fell over and it rolled out. Luckily we found it in the end. I think the conclusion is that people who keep black widow spiders as pets are kind of weird. But aren't we all.

  • Arty

    *_"Get your trump headthong today!"_*

  • Ben Willis
    Ben Willis

    That “cheap car” at 2:49 is a classic New Zealand paddock/ field car for bashing around and I will say it is not uncommon to go past a farm and see someone doing a donut in a car

  • A Random Guy
    A Random Guy


  • LegOfSnake

    "...attack of the killer tomatoes" good times XD

  • Mippy The Mophead
    Mippy The Mophead

    The rabbit poop makes sense if you are looking for fertilizer for a garden. It works well. Trust me I own a rabbit. XD

  • Ashlyn

    John 3: 16-21 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son. This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but people loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that their deeds will be exposed. But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what they have done has been done in the sight of God. My God can complete you and lighten your burdens so you can smile. Jesus is coming soon before the great tribulation and many won’t survive so you have to be saved from God’s wrath. How to be saved: Read The Gospel Love God Sincerely Ask God to forgive your sins Obey God and let Jesus Christ be your Lord. uzload.info/fun/raB8g4SWyGaf36M/video Hell was never made for humans but for demons uzload.info/fun/aoGuZ3aTpYyhzWQ/video

  • Yesi Fuerte
    Yesi Fuerte

    “Keep sending me pictures of your kitties on Twitter” I caught that 😂

  • Christian Silva
    Christian Silva


  • Christian Silva
    Christian Silva


  • Dank Cheemer
    Dank Cheemer

    I would like to know if I can still purchase asparagus

  • Kaleb Morrow
    Kaleb Morrow

    That cocaine energy drink it's not actually rare and the red one is legit spicy and the blue one is really good

  • Casper the not so friendly ghost
    Casper the not so friendly ghost

    I feel bad for the black widow. I’d adopt it.

  • retarded eraser
    retarded eraser


  • Benjamin Castro
    Benjamin Castro

    @emkay The Cocaine energy drink was in fact a real drink that tasted like a carbonated Atomic Fireball However the company had switched their name to Censored because the original name was to controversial to stay on the market under it's original name

  • Dave Miller
    Dave Miller

    1:56 He didnt even ask ONE question... *W H E R E* *T H E* *F U C K* *D I D* *H E* *G E T* *T H E* *B O N E .*

  • Miguel Leon
    Miguel Leon

    4:33 $1,500 for 150k miles is really good

  • ButterStick

    4:10 I saw this when I looked up cheese, don't ask me why I looked up cheese.

  • Angela Meisenheimer
    Angela Meisenheimer

    Robin: please keep sending me pictures of your dogs on my Twitter I'm loving it People: *stop sending pics of their dogs just because robin asked them to continue*

  • William Afton
    William Afton

    Robin is one of the most passive-aggressive hosts on this channel

  • H I ,.,
    H I ,.,


  • Gg j
    Gg j

    I’m sorry but the thumbnail that Abby is UGLY

  • Strawberry Sangria
    Strawberry Sangria

    I'd sell a totaled car for $5. It would probably cost more to call junk removal or a tow truck.

  • Grand Cross Productions
    Grand Cross Productions

    2:56 Earthbending car Earthbending car

  • ARGhost

    Asparagus baby looks like it was born old and will stay old for the rest of it's life

  • Xander Moody
    Xander Moody

    Hmmmmm, love me some asparagus



  • JumpirRex Bankai
    JumpirRex Bankai

    Some students put my past highschool on ebay for sale and someone bought it. It was a very successful leavers prank from 6th years. Fair to say that they got in a bit of trouble

  • Antonio Tamondong
    Antonio Tamondong

    Yes a daily dose of emkay

  • Hayden of Everything
    Hayden of Everything

    4:05 This looks surprisingly similar to my Intro to Soc teacher. Also 33 lunar seconds is about 15 minutes

  • Masterboa


  • x- I z z y G a c h a -x
    x- I z z y G a c h a -x

    ' ' Anti - Award Plauqe ' ' *S O L D*

  • MajorBlueYeti

    1234 means best offer lol

  • taters

    im all for the first mask as long as it gets the MAGAts to wear one in the first place

  • Error 404
    Error 404

    Mmmm me love some human asparagus

  • rick o,shay
    rick o,shay

    The skateboard at 10:25 is a joke about the kenosha shooting.

  • laui28

  • Carole Laurent
    Carole Laurent

    I got a cocaine energy drink for 3 dollars at a random store lol😂😭😂

    • laui28

  • sleepy pj
    sleepy pj

    4:11 everybody gangsta till the animatronic says "it's me"

    • laui28

  • Abdullah Tshabal
    Abdullah Tshabal

    *replaced the chainsaw blade on the bike with an RPG shell*

    • laui28

  • Shrek Hamburger
    Shrek Hamburger

    10:54 Honestly, I'm more scared that this is happening within ~15 miles of me

  • Willow May
    Willow May

    I have chickens in my backyard. I have 4 fluffy ones, and like 7 other chickens. Not for rent though.😂

  • Zephram Kreuzer
    Zephram Kreuzer

    Oh man that Asparagus looks like it's been on some drugs

  • Amir

    2:26 I've seen the same thing on marketplace but with a f-150.....on fire

  • ꧁Foxbread꧂ Lazuli
    ꧁Foxbread꧂ Lazuli


  • Jiana Williams
    Jiana Williams

    4:41 This drink was real and was banned and whoever buys that is going to get diabetes.

  • Projectcarz _
    Projectcarz _

    Nobody: looks at Thumbnail Also nobody: thats the wrong kind of vegetable

  • Jiana Williams
    Jiana Williams

    0:05 Not only does it have "Trump 2020" on it, it also looks wrong. *BLEACHES EYES*

  • 10 k with no vids
    10 k with no vids

    I'm the 1000 comment

  • Le good boi
    Le good boi

    I once saw chewed bubblegum being sold on etsy

  • Zero Zenos
    Zero Zenos

    The baby in the thumbnail lookin like master shifu

  • vsgfilmgroup

    Any time a form of exercise assures me that there will be screaming, I know to go the other way.

  • AituSai

    0:05 Me: wait what are you doing My brain: _head thong_

  • Thisweirdchick

    Sry fren. Your commentary was bland. Not funny at all.

  • Luke Rumsey
    Luke Rumsey

    The one about the school I’m pretty sure that was my cousin

  • darkdragoneclipse

    that baby looks like it needs help :( clicked on the video just to see that one and it looks like it hasn't seen a bath or lotion since it was born.

  • den bros
    den bros


  • Colin Chung
    Colin Chung

    3:57, my neighbors have chickens!!

  • ieatdeart

    You can basically sell anything on craigslist for any price and people will buy it For Reasons Unknown

  • This is Qron
    This is Qron

    3:12 "Keep sending pictures of your pussies on my twitter" That's a better quote

  • 可愛いPrincess

    There’s sane, regular and rational people, then there’s these guys.

  • witness1

    Can we get an arachnophobia warning? Thank you

  • NoteSalad

    Damn, I actually liked the homebuilt gaming pc case.


    I miss Damian but robin and Zach are good too