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  • Lord DarkFluff
    Lord DarkFluff

    Honestly her as one of histories famous female pirates would be cool to see

  • Egg
    Egg

    3:12 even tho they look good and will help his/her grandma i dont think his/her grandma should sell them they seem unsafe like fire and wool doesnt go well togheter

  • Kristian Padamadan
    Kristian Padamadan

    11:49 I laughed my Butt Off

  • HOSNE ARA
    HOSNE ARA

    all those people who say I cAnT BrEaThE just really annoy because i am a ten year old with asthma yet i STILL wear a mask even though after sometime i struggle to breathe

  • TheMilkyWays Way
    TheMilkyWays Way

    7:31 if you copy this equation, 2000÷83.4+.01+.009+.0001+.00008+.000004+.0000006+.00000005+.000000002+.0000000002+.0000000001 and paste it in to a calculator in another tab, you got yourself 24 hours

  • Jett Montenegro
    Jett Montenegro

    *my soul when I die and I see god* hey can I use a small part of the ghosts here to slap every single dumb person on the planet with pans?

  • GoldenYoyo07
    GoldenYoyo07

    just noticed that the emkay subscribe banner thing is telling them to unsub cause it goes from gray to red

  • gamer bros
    gamer bros

    14:47 Someone says that me u what Also me it's like saying If o2 is good 4 us inject it into urself you'll sie

  • Draxion64
    Draxion64

    America, don't wear masks, commit war crimes on peaceful protesters, wonder why we're a laughingstock

  • Deliberate_ Pain
    Deliberate_ Pain

    As a Georgian, I can say I haven't heard that Atlanta headline, but very much believe it to be true.

  • Cadebow429
    Cadebow429

    You should probably actually listen to what Trump has to say before saying random stuff about him, because all republicans agree that it is a real thing - when they say it isn't they merely just mean that it is not a big problem, and there is no need to worry about it unless you are older, and the flu is worse. He never said it wasn't real meaning, that its not a thing at all

  • Kale Human
    Kale Human

    Most vegans are actually normal people. Only a small amount of vegans actually post that stupid shit about wanting lions to be vegans and shit.

  • Max YSM
    Max YSM

    11:59 this made me exhale

  • Antius Inferno
    Antius Inferno

    Person sues for broken rib from CPR. Interesting, whats the reverse of CPR?

  • Emil Naghdalyan
    Emil Naghdalyan

    4:48 I facepalmed at this moment. Literally.

  • Yona Nightwalker
    Yona Nightwalker

    The Mental Gymnastics some of these people go through just to try and prove their psychotic conspiracy theories as being true are insanely entertaining. 10 out of 10 Quality Entertainment.

  • Christopher Beer
    Christopher Beer

    12:29 in america you would be protected under good samaritan law.

  • OPpenguin
    OPpenguin

    ew

  • Angel Calzada
    Angel Calzada

    I wish Donald trump could shut his damn mouth

  • Angel Calzada
    Angel Calzada

    I wish Donald trump could shut his damn mouth

  • noodlebaby5000
    noodlebaby5000

    13:44

  • Joshua Andrada
    Joshua Andrada

    I hope someone told that person that the black death didn’t just disappear its still a thing

  • Izuku Midoriya
    Izuku Midoriya

    I’m logging into math class Maybe you should come with random girl

  • Orange neko
    Orange neko

    My friend is a vegetarian *who doesn’t force it on their dog*

  • arrendjo pawductions
    arrendjo pawductions

    The furry one killed me

  • L T
    L T

    Proper CPR will almost always break ribs.

  • Ink gacha O-O
    Ink gacha O-O

    8:49. She LITERALLY just changed clothes... that’s what made her a missing person. Changing. Clothes. CHANGING! CLOTHES! CHANG-

    • i wanna die
      i wanna die

      I can SMELL your frustration lol.

  • Lamesause
    Lamesause

    Man I love rami ismall

  • Plague Doctor
    Plague Doctor

    Jack is a simp

  • Revenant
    Revenant

    1:11 one of the passwords were "mmmkay"

  • Low-Key
    Low-Key

    How weak are some people's lungs... well survival of the fittest. Get em off my ship, they sus anyway

  • emo birb
    emo birb

    I feel offended by that: 7:51

  • Vossk Ambassador
    Vossk Ambassador

    13:23 suicide is illegal in the middles east... so fail it the law does it for you

  • Vossk Ambassador
    Vossk Ambassador

    9:03 actaully witnessed that around 4 or 5 years ago?

  • Daniel Agami
    Daniel Agami

    15:36 That's Hebrew (yes i am aware that yiddish uses hebrew alphabet)

  • Nabila Inan
    Nabila Inan

    His German accent was bad but his Trump accent was brilliant

  • Ethan Parks
    Ethan Parks

    Well it's not my fault the USA is going bad look at trump he did NOTHING and say vaccine is going to be made in sep well didn't happen oct nope he is just dependent on the vaccine for his election and the economy..... Mostly

    • Ethan Parks
      Ethan Parks

      Well technically the idiots faults also.

  • Ethan Parks
    Ethan Parks

    8:16 she got some part of it correct but the last part wasn't

  • *bee emoji* Save the Bees
    *bee emoji* Save the Bees

    ok so basically trump lost the election this year *_good_*

  • shootme. jen
    shootme. jen

    ( 2:20 )- as a german i can say... u sound like my dad trying to speak english. so u nailed the accent ;')

  • Sentry Will
    Sentry Will

    11:30 for those of you who don't know, Muslims aren't supposed to have images of the prophet Mohammed

  • Dan In WoW
    Dan In WoW

    Idiots:Dairy is racist leave it! Me:the only reason I stopped consuming dairy is because my intestines self destruct when they detect a molecule of dairy, if they didn’t I would eat a bag of shredded cheese to establish dominance

  • demoonmunkay
    demoonmunkay

    As a person who wears glasses I can’t facepalm without hurting myself. That said I had to remove my glasses and massage my eyeballs alot during this video.

  • Itz Skipper_2026
    Itz Skipper_2026

    2:23 Bro that isn't really a German accent, but then again it _can_ be a German accent, just not very often.

  • Makenzey Lindquist
    Makenzey Lindquist

    In America, we actually have a law called the "Good Samaritan" Law. It protects people who are responding to emergencies and attempting to save lives from lawsuits like the one mentioned in the story.

  • artyfm
    artyfm

    The first time I tried to watch Stranger Things, I accidentally set the language to "audio description" and I was like man this is really strange they weren't lying.

  • Plasstyre
    Plasstyre

    5:54 Dude, it's *ALL* about that *L L A M A T H R U S T.*

    • Plasstyre
      Plasstyre

      *THERE ARE SO MANY FUCKING THINGS I WANT TO MAKE COMMENTS ON, I'VE MADE LIKE TWO TO THREE, AND I'VE DELETED THEM ALL FOR SOMETHING BETTER! GOD HELP ME!*

  • Nuka_luka
    Nuka_luka

    And we don't notice the fact that on 1:06 the forth password is basically emkay

  • Aaron Harper
    Aaron Harper

    I may be German and not speak it but I take no offense to the accent as My accent is random and since I’m more than one European I randomly get an accent and it’s even worse when I get riled up.

  • Victor Van Rossum
    Victor Van Rossum

    But corona is even less worse than the flu.

  • James Wright
    James Wright

    F off for that intro pic.Trump NEVER called the crown virus fake. UNSUBSCRIBED.

  • Shoetaro Kushoe
    Shoetaro Kushoe

    4:37 Come on, why is it there ? Can't people see the satire ?

  • GoldenrodRose
    GoldenrodRose

    I love how he said BIG YALE

  • Sophie
    Sophie

    Apology accepted👍

  • Siky Silal
    Siky Silal

    The Islam thing meant that it’s rude to make a face of someone if you never knew what they looked liked

  • RxGtxZen
    RxGtxZen

    Guys stop hating and stop tryna to stop anti-vaxxers,anti masks, and people that are saying coronavirus isn't real, let them be because you guys are making God have a hard time wiping out stupid people on earth

  • The Casual Googler
    The Casual Googler

    Masks are actually pretty comfortable for me

  • Andrewthepug
    Andrewthepug

    8:14 at least they're wearing something lol

  • A
    A

    quick note about 12:09-12:19. From what I know, you can't be sued by saving someones life in the America's. Even when it's a suicide attemp and you save them from themself you can't be sued. This was to ensure that someone would save someones life without having the fear to be sued so that they didn't avoid to save someones life because they don't want to pay the prize of it when they are sued. From what I know that law was made around/between 1960-1980, but if someone knows better say it?

  • MegaAstroFan18
    MegaAstroFan18

    If you're a vegan you're just doing a thing. Not a good thing, or a bad thing. Just a thing. And if you're fussy or delusional, then you're an idiot.

  • Zahkrosis
    Zahkrosis

    As a Conserv, I cant say, being against taking down statues is not because we want to praise the racist person or whatnot. Its because of the whole "fail to learn from history will be doomed to repeat it". Its like if you stopped teaching about the Holocaust in history. You're just hiding the horrific truth of humanity. You know how you normally something like racism and Nazis? When you're afraid to talk about them. Thats why we are against taking statues down. Face them and shame them. Teach why it was there. Dont hide the truth and ignore history.

  • Bartu Gökerkek
    Bartu Gökerkek

    İ have the gas mask so

  • Scare Pumpkin Crow
    Scare Pumpkin Crow

    0:11 the end

  • ThisGalaxyCat
    ThisGalaxyCat

    Jack should be a politician

  • Cable Kcub
    Cable Kcub

    I can confirm that you can’t be sued for breaking someone’s rib doing CPR as long as you’re certified

  • Devon deBorst
    Devon deBorst

    Donald Trump never called coronavirus a hoax

  • Alex Stratton
    Alex Stratton

    12:24 I live in America and I think that goes for us to but that person who is trying to sue them is just stupid.

  • The Guardian
    The Guardian

    11:46 well as a muslim myself I agree except for one thing for our religion we can't show all prophets faces in animations, drawing, statues etc. But other than that I also agree

  • Tachanka is our true savior And god
    Tachanka is our true savior And god

    11:03 ok the guy who wrote the tweet forgot that they tried to rip down Abraham Lincolns statue

  • Kazmo
    Kazmo

    Trump: mortality rate are quite low. Tweeter being dumb as fuck: no they're not, *shows cases graph* EmKay being even dumber: *doesn't understand the difference between mortality rate and confirmed cases*

  • SU1TRA
    SU1TRA

    I speak german and ngl that was not a bad accent for someone that speaks english just kidding it was terrible

  • DGKoolkid 357
    DGKoolkid 357

    5:00 He said bless you right as I sneezed.

  • Rosie Fay
    Rosie Fay

    1:42 Good call about celebs running for political office, but why do you want hazing? Says something about you. 6:34 It's nothing to do with Covid, but she has a point: "Made in China" deserves to be a badge of shame, for all the things China sells us which turn out to be unsuitable once we get them. Or outright scams.

  • Creator -Exe Mila
    Creator -Exe Mila

    Nobody The narrator: *intense earrapeing into the microphone but still making the whole video funny * Me: dude, these guys... I love them.

  • Weskimo Jo
    Weskimo Jo

    In America the person cannot be sued due to the Good Samaritan act.

  • Drew Bowman
    Drew Bowman

    12:15 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Samaritan_law

  • Sahara Smith
    Sahara Smith

    I didn't think this is what they meant by the roaring 20s

  • JERRY tm
    JERRY tm

    9:36 wtf ? Thats normal , why not ?

  • Retro Darling
    Retro Darling

    4:34 I genuinely cried because of how stupid this is. Like, it's not tears of laughter I can tell you that...

  • TherealJanczareq
    TherealJanczareq

    8:16 if you think that this is a mask that can stop a virus, buy it, go on no one stops you, just stay safe dumbass.

  • This Glitch
    This Glitch

    the number of post for these videos has crushed my faith in humanity

  • Mik •
    Mik •

    The german accent was actually kinda accurate..

  • prince mehta
    prince mehta

    yeah a 70 year old with only junk food diet and survived

  • Flashlight237
    Flashlight237

    Homosexuality existed in Ancient Greek; daily reminder to anyone who needs to know. Homophobia exists because Theodosius I of Rome said "no" to homosexuality and everyone rolled with it.

    • Just A Fallen Captain
      Just A Fallen Captain

      Well theirs also the Bible basically out right saying that gays are sinners that will burn in the fires of hell and then the idea that humans are scummy enough to write this shit down

  • AetheralMeowstic
    AetheralMeowstic

    The U.S. has the same Good Samaritan laws as Australia.

  • Madeline Ronau
    Madeline Ronau

    Oop

  • Katy-Cat Weeaboo
    Katy-Cat Weeaboo

    As someone who took 2 semesters of German and passed with a solid C, and as someone with German relatives and a grandmother somewhat fluent in it, that German accent actually wasn't bad.

  • waffel hd
    waffel hd

    Me from Germany at 2:33 in the Video BRO we do not have a Accent well Not when you speck hoch deutsch

  • Chris Grady
    Chris Grady

    Plz tell me I'm not the I'm not the only dumbass that fell for the emkay symbol, mistaking it for a new update?

  • Martytorojr
    Martytorojr

    I usually like emkay videos, but I down voted because of the stupid thumb nail. He never claimed the corona virus was a hoax.

  • teletubby mcnugget
    teletubby mcnugget

    Just a reminder that Trump called covid the 'kung flu' and the 'Chinese virus' and got covid on Chinese national day

  • Lazy Paladin
    Lazy Paladin

    These are exact reason why I dont associate with you earth dwellers -.-. Alot of rotten eggs in one basket. Some of you are sound tho ngl👌

  • Flame WitherHeart
    Flame WitherHeart

    12:07 Well the Good Samaritan law protects her I’m pretty sure (IDK I watch gaem thoey on da topic)

  • Julien Mauro
    Julien Mauro

    They should start doing dark mode videos

  • Monsieur Clean
    Monsieur Clean

    I guess technically, if you tried for a c few thousand years, you could totally make lions vegan 👍

  • xXI am somethingXx 101
    xXI am somethingXx 101

    “Where was homosexuality two decades back? Nowhere to be seen.” Alexander Hamilton:

  • Deleon 45
    Deleon 45

    Idiots: I can barely breath in my mask Me: wear your mask or you won’t breath at all

  • Audrey Mannlein
    Audrey Mannlein

    You know what I would rather live in Australia a Place filled with bugs than USA thats filled with idiots

  • Audrey Mannlein
    Audrey Mannlein

    I honestly think we should just not have politicians and I think we should make all Karens go to preschool again, And to stop furry hate

  • Cassandra Wrenn
    Cassandra Wrenn

    2:36 so far out the box they are IN the box