pilk looks like chocolte milk
I will sniff your ear
“yeah she’s trans!” Made my day as a FtM.
YOU HOW DARE YOU THAT IS TEETH CANDY NOT DENCHERS also that’s is a hedgehog cake I know it dosent look like it but I recanize it as a bastergisashion from the cake book I had as a kid
Don’t mess with that cake, I made one and it caught on fire opening a portal to hell and started speaking in some evil backwards devil talk, than my friend suggested we destroy it, than it started in speaking in his grandmothers voice to trick him and drag him to hell. Long story short, I won a competition with it
Hi Lexi! Sounding beautiful as ever today.
Imagine seeing that weird spider human taking you in the dark alleyway
3:03 That's a sonic the hedgehog cake baked by Eddie Murphy's character in a Saturday Night Live skit.
2:18 rise my glorius creation rise you beatiful being
Hippieady hopperty your lungs are my property
Unsettling fret I will peel off your toenails
Me to everyone who wears socks in the pool :kill them kill them now
Lexi's sass makes this subreddit WAY more bearable (She's adorable)
Ok, so basically one of my friend groups has a huge thing with unsettling threats and the current most common is "I will slice your jugular with a pen nib i found in your aunt's tangerine upside down cake"
Lexi(e)/ Lexy/ however she likes it spelled is a trans queen no lie👑
3:12 it’s hedgehog cake
Unsettling threats: I will make bowls out of your bowels I'm going to use your femur to make chop sticks No one will know if I put your ashes in their coffee
I did not chomp the dog
i had to convince my dad i remembered a funny meme and wasnt watching yt during at home school work
Unsettling quote: "I will disinigrate your teeth with sand paper, then put the powder in water and feed it to you."
I will pick my teeth with your tendons Im going to tickle your lungs with my teeth I will will invert your knee caps Im going to make a couch from your bones Ill slurp your nervous system like spaghetti ill invert your skin
Them : America is gay?! Me who is in country humans : no s*** the whole entire fandom knew that he is a bottom and the even his innocent brother could still do that to him my sister who is right next to me : ...... 2020....... Someone Save Me
Can I still have this cringy profile pic and I'm keeping it to show why you should never keep too much of the same f****** color
I move to fandoms well other fandoms every single once in awhile at first I was in gacha then I wasn't countryhumans and then I was in my hair today me up but then they were all getting toxic so that I left well I'm not sure about countryhumans so that's the only one that I'm in right now
Your voice is more high then then three abused high schoolers on a Friday night in a junk yard
Me:*Looks at thumbnail* Also Me:”ThanksIAteIt”
Unsettling quote: "i will break your bones and lick the marrow"
I will make you wear sandpaper underwear
2:12 I once cropped this and made it my home screen and lock screen
Unsettling threat: “I will steal your fingers and eat them like carrots”
3:14 really took me awhile to realize wtf was making those up
1:36 I’m waiting for it to break into song
i will eat your ears to your knee caps
I love lexi
Please add corrections as to what threats I should use.
I'm non-binary and pan so I appreciate her and love her so much. I will kill anyone who even looks at her the wrong way I swear to god.
hey y’all want a glass of *pilk*
Who let Hedonist out of my basement
i will make you scream in my computer f o r e v e r
6:02 either maracas or... Bead shooter. YT/cursedcomments
3:55 omg i have those exact socks
unsettling threat: I will melt your bones into milk
I will bite your elbow
Wtf am I doing here ?
i will hammer your toes
If we're going by their colour, wouldn't strawberry brownies be called pinkies?
lexi you have the most rememberable intro jack is a runner up lexi's introduction: what up sexy its lexy jack from that one cursed comments video: hey its jack the snack that smiles back me everytime when i want to watch that video again: the jack the made me cringe, help me
unsettling quote: "I will slurp your toe-nails like noodles."
I dont mind. Would you??
4:42 These only works if your employees work sitting. Because I can guarantee that sitting on one of those is better than walking and standing.
I will shove beans up your nose.
WAIT I ACTUALLY DID NOT KNOW LEXI WAS TRANS I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A NAME Hi! I'm Zoey/Zack and I'm pangender, meaning I'm kinda a mix of all genders!
Another threat "I will burn your house down with lemons"
1:18 its the shoes from portal,
I'm mister king dice is the background song XD
Lexi radiates pure fabulous and sass
2:07 alabamian kids be like
oh my god yes
Idea for unsettling threats: - I'm gonna make you drink your tears until you piss salt
I’m gonna make you drink your piss salt until you piss tears
I will put paint in your eyes
11:17 hobob Ho-bob Ho bob Hoe bob
I saw the meat baby before and I started laughing so hard
Lexi:let's see what subreddit we ha- OH NO
I will plant ants In your eyes
Any advice for coming out to my homophobic parents?
Snow White did not have an extra leg, that was dwarf down there having fun.
After this video I placed this comment then went to pinterest to look at pictures yan shu-chi senpai's cuteness.
can anyone give me the Reddit link for 13:52? I need it for research. don't ask why.
what in the world is that thing at 1:08
Obama be out here stealing Sokka's hairstyle, and getting away with it...
The guys with the haircuts that looks like a face looks like a enemy from kid icarus: uprising. I want another kid icarus game
“TIHI” it’s pronounced “tee-hee”
2:11 looks like an scp flesh spider
Unsettling quote “ I will turn your knee caps into teeth
1:59 obama kinda looks like sokka
10:40 honestly looks like smiling jack if you remember that creepy pasta
9:46 •"i will remove your esophagus and use it a flute" •"I will grind your bones into a fine powder and snort it"
2:14 can't you tell? it's the friendly neighborhood manspider!
6:28 Why do i want this mug
1:08 this is an invasive species that lives in the bottom of the lake of ambassador bridge in Michigan. (I live near there) Not sure if they are anywhere else or not but they attach their teeth to a fish a stick their tongue inside the fish and drain it’s blood. They don’t live long but they have thousands of babies.
"I will harvest your toes." **Tokyo Ghoul flashbacks**
EmKay post’s r/TIHI Me: THANKS I HATE IT **GETS MY GUN** *NOW DELETE THID VIDEO!*
i hate thus
Unsetling quote:"i will bang your forearm"
its the long dog friendly long dog 0:51
Ｉ ｗｉｌｌ ｉｎｖｅｒｔ ｙｏｕｒ ｌｕｎｇｓ
An unsettling quote I use is "I'll bite your kneecaps off", and in specific cases, when someone has braces I'll say "I'll rip your teeth off like opening a zipper"
u missed it
7:37 there could be another use for the tongue brush 😏
I saw the beginning of this while eating
1:36 P L A N T E R A
In soviet Russia fish chomps you!
Wouldn't strawberry brownies be called pinkies?
“While you sleep I will replace your spleen with a bagpipe” I’m really proud of this one
0:51 who else thought of Long Horse when they saw this
7:08 Wait, but with that knowledge... Does that mean we're all imposters-
11:00 Made 100% real eyeballs!
what if you braided your fingers to the point of them falling of and caused yourself to not be able to upload this
Adding to the unsettling threats I will turn you spring into a hola Hoop when it’s still in you skin
The first one should be in r/technically the truth