1:14 killing us ? That’s complete bullshit
Who else got a wonder woman add?
Emkay i know you dont care but today I got a switch so its the first time I can trade pokemon
Me thinking how the fuck ratio will help me in my daily living:
13:00 Shit I guess I have low iron
7:17 Visual intrusive thoughts make it better. I often sleep partially on my stomach and I always get intrusive thoughts about someone sneaking up on me and stabbing me through the back, it gives me an uncomfortable feeling around that area too, like phantom pain, and despite me knowing it's just my brain I always have to at least turn around and check 3 times. Same with needles. I feel like someones gonna give me a shot in the shoulder or upper arm, which like most people I hate shots so I always have to like, hide my arm even though its just my stupid fricking anxiety ridden brain tryna trick me.
7:05 For me its the other way around i prefer to sleep not facing the wall.
14:37 Seriously, I can’t be the only one who enjoyed biology for reasons other than the teacher’s level of enthusiasm, right? 15:34 This reminds me of Scrooge’s excuse for not donating to charity in _Mickey’s Christmas Carol_ . “If you give to the poor, they won’t be poor anymore, will they? And if they’re not poor anymore, then you’ll be out of a job.”
Ur in Australia? He is in Australia? Why tf do u know about florida?
*Guy:* "Do I look like I have sex." *Jack:* "Yeah, it looks like you shouldn't be able to walk from how much sex he gets." *Me:* "Don't you mean from his uncle?"
7:23 if exactly how I feel this when I was a kid I thoght monsters would go away if I looked at them but I never got comfortable
19:46 oh your wel- *wait a minute*
My name is Rylee my demon name is eelyr
What was that THX text
7:05 i cant tell u how much i this hate but its true and i didn't know other people happen had the same thing happening... ;(
Laying away from the wall is so much comfier tho
eidda is my demon name I guess
11:07 In Germany in the 1945's they at least knew when to wear a mask.
technically skeletons arent in us, we are a small mushy brain piloting a bone mech with meat armor
Demon name: nahtan Huh nah tan so Asians thought I was a demon
My whole zodiac sign is a lie now
the aunt Jemima face on the bottles isn’t even racist tho. it doesn’t make any sense why they want to remove her face off of it.
I don't know why but I buy a bass boosted headset just to hearing EmKay reader breathing in HD.. actually quite a year watching EmKay... just re-watching more EmKay to knowing every reader
8:32 anybody else get this name reference? (My favorite show)
Bro I didn't even know there was a Bob the builder remake I almost threw up
19:34 _angry ohioan noises_
Yes Jack from emkay, you understand the saxred meme.from waterbending oh and i enjoy your content
Everyone, i am hosting a sleepover/party in this comment section right now. All genders and sexualities are welcome. This will include: -50 pounds of food -Blood sacrifices -Emotional therapy sessions -Memes and Vines -Tiktok -Anime -Ghosts/Demons -Sacraficing the weak -Oujia board -Cute animals - Alcohol (if your legal age) - Shiny things - Gossip -Uncle Iroh Any thin y'all want I'll add, y'all are my child's and no body shall harm you 💖
Who’s that guy from the meme that he says “if you don’t know who this is you’re sheltered?
3:49 This video was published on my birthday
4:14 Siana, that is my name backward
wait who is that nice guy at the convention. for real dont know
5:28 Me who also hates cheese, likes pizza and has the first name Jack: "I'm beginning to see a pattern and I don't know if I like it"
If it weighs as much as a tomato then I can see it
9:58. No, but I do have neighbors who drive their dune buggy around the neighborhood :|
Well....for black people it’s prison lol jk
6:07 yeaaaa... who is this guy? I’m usually pretty active on the internet but.. um... I’m dumb so plz help.
I'm kinda sad because in the intro it wasn't the real Minecraft soothing music
12:53 oh shit do I have low iron?!
I guess my demon name is Yelir
18:02 525,600 minutes~
...Its inside of u!" me: now that will make u rlly jump out of ur skin.
I didn’t cry at any time of up is there something wrong with me?
oh no no no... I am cancer. I refuse to be anything but cancer.
I’m two weeks late, but, happy birthday! You’ve successfully made your way around the sun once more!
6:35 W...who is he?
4:14 my demon name is sumer XD
Can anyone explain to me who that man is at 6:27. And before you ask me in the comments about how I don’t know that guy just understand I was not allowed to use UZload until two years ago, I am 14 now.
7:07 wut if the ur bed is i. the middle of the room
6:37 Yes, I'm sheltered can someone tell mewho this is? the amazon guy?
Them: talking about the comfort danger ratio of face the wall or not Me: *Has bed in center of room*
thought my family came back home in the beginning ngl
2:13 oh no.. the time teller he’s back god helps us all..
9:18 heh e h
4:11 me: hi napets here
Jack: I feel like a 40 year old in this chair Me:....how do you know what a 40 year old feels like....?
Regarding the red skins, my fellow white peeps seem to be more offended than the natives, can u guys stop getting your panties wet over everything ?! it's getting absurd ...
Who else hates cheese but love pizza?
14:23 literally my history classes throughout my school career
It's now 10am i have had no sleep what am I doing here..
Why do you have a kpop ad? *(I Liked it tho)*
my demon name is naes '^'
WOAH WOAH WOAH, Is it just me or did i not realize that emkay is multiple people
I don’t understand these “bad at math” memes like am I just really good at math or do people actually forget such things I just wanna know
Mom :clean your room , gest are coming over. Me :I didn't know everybody was going to be in my room.
4:11 Leinad Hmm
eeliah . . . .
my demon name would be nah
am i the only one triggered by the fact he said Caroline instead of Coraline lmao
There is sooo much wrong with the first one
7:14 This is why i have my cat sleeping towards the door so that i feel safe.
14:52 its storming outside and when I heard that I genuinely thought WWIII was just announced and it was perfectly timed with the big @ss thunder from outside
Lmao grandkids.. nah bro Grandpuppy
9:20 WhAT GamE?
That £4 went to hygiene products.
2:27 2020 Japan builds life size moving Gundam
The editing for this is so good lol
13:28: katara when anything
6:32 me not knowing who he is
6:40 for real tho who's that guy?
Wait hol up 2:36 might actually happen
WHAT DID THEY DO TO BOB IM FUMING MY CHILDHOOD IS NOT THE SAME ANYMORE I WANTED THAT BEADY EYES NOT A SQUARE FACED IMPOSTER
18:00 Oh my god I just realised that 525600 minutes is exactly a year so he was listening to that for a year straight (I know it's fake I just found it funny that I only noticed that now$
16:50 I'd put I'm not gay by j pee and Y.M.C.A along with anime songs xDDD
10:00 THATS MY MOM HOLY-
3:13 he just has a good gaming chair lol
2:40 wrong reason it the limit of the ability to feed the baby. The extrem stress on the motabalisum can't hadile a biger baby.
I'm very sheltered, apparently. I'm thinking... this is for the better.
That beginning was dark
To be honest, Latsyrc is a cool demon-sounding name.
*_6:35_**_- Someone please explain, dammit, I'm so confused...😰_*
1:26 jack sounds like a hentai character!
What the f*ck?
THE SONG THAT PLAYS IS KING DICE'S THEME FROM CUPHEAD
nailil thats my name backwords