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  • Pink Does Gaming
    Pink Does Gaming

    3:54 i’m 13 and i’m taller than this 44 year old man- anyways, he never said anything about dating other girls tho-

  • yett bhwhs
    yett bhwhs

    or dont say slurs

  • Dio Brando
    Dio Brando

    Wow you can’t pronounce Dior even though they had every commercial spot they could get at a point in time (to all the crazy fans this isn’t meant to be a hate comment I’m just bullying Dior)

  • austin Buck
    austin Buck

    Hmm interesting

  • James G
    James G

    You know, take some of these offers overseas and there'd be plenty of people taking those deals haha.

  • Ambipie

    Why would you go run up for free wood and get upset just... Go to Buscemis or your nearby triangular bundle stand! Cheap wood

  • Ambipie

    1:58 no he typed susssesful

  • Delsg 27
    Delsg 27

    I hate “girls arent good at computers” excuse me?? Im a girl and im taking coding classes and will probably learn to 3d model with blender, and my sister is going to learn game development with unity. Girls can be good at computers too >:(

  • Maya Rowley
    Maya Rowley

    It’s always “hey hun, I know we haven’t spoken in 6 years and I bullied you in high school but..... give me free things”

  • Bryce and Dexter
    Bryce and Dexter

    at 13:40 I saw that and thought it said mother and then I realized it’s an n not a m.

  • Julie Davis
    Julie Davis

    Poor editor :( always having to deal with Robin😂

  • Siphoniphore


  • Lucas Holmes
    Lucas Holmes

    marywania sounds good

  • Parker akre
    Parker akre

    The editor will now shoot every robin he sees on his lawn for what you have done to him!

  • em chaffer
    em chaffer

    The handwriting SCREAMS "I'm 40+ years old and I'm a "new-age forager", I'm looking for free [stolen] stuff that I can say "I found it in the wild" about; and I think "comic sans" looks cool 😎 so grow some mild peppers that I can steal!"!!! 😂😂😂

  • Mr Toxic
    Mr Toxic

    20:36 Blacked out text: "Kijiji Ad ID: 1514064750"

  • Michael Russell
    Michael Russell

    The Minecraft one is dumb although I think I was lucky cause I bought it for like 5 bucks when it first came out on mobile

  • NapsterHuskk

    I dont know if y'all will read this or not. . but thank you. . Thank you for making me laugh, making me smile, and making me happy. . . I have depressive thoughts and I lay in my bed every night crying and feeling pain, but when I'm sad I come here. You guys make my world completely better. Even if its just memes or reddit posts. Everytime you guys post a video I watch it, because it genuinely makes me happy. I want to say thank you for all the people who voice over the videos, who edits the videos, and who posts it. Thank you. .

  • Danny Whittaker
    Danny Whittaker

    So... Much... Stupid..... One video... Another EmKay video? Don't mind if I do

  • Naomi C.
    Naomi C.


  • Jakob Tadej Vrtačnik
    Jakob Tadej Vrtačnik


  • Lark Haven
    Lark Haven

    yeah, i hate marywania and now i want cake :( three kids, and no sex till marriage... so either she's divorced or virgin Mary?

  • F in the chat
    F in the chat

    If you're begging, you can't choose

  • Darrel's Vids
    Darrel's Vids

    You can tell someone is poor when they can't even spell successful correctly. I ponder about these choosing beggars, when they die, they either go to heaven or hell

  • Van _
    Van _

    I feel bad for the editer as he dies inside

  • Tuxedious

    That fucking intro is awesome

  • Hassan GUEDDI
    Hassan GUEDDI

    the 44 yr old is racist wow btw im a muslim

  • Tonya and Braden Vasquez
    Tonya and Braden Vasquez

    420,069 views, nice.

  • No U
    No U

    2:19 you are a mere child in an adults world my friend.

  • French fri Man
    French fri Man

    One dollar an hour where can I sign up?!

  • LucidDreams

    🤣🤣🤣🤣people want MONEY for their HARD WORK🤣🤣🤣🤣what is this a job???🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • M Alexander
    M Alexander

    To be fair with the Minecraft trial, 11 minutes or whatever does sound really dang short

  • Charlotte

    the little girl did the fancy cursive Y and G thing I did in second grade but didn't even spell "money" right I can't- you literally learn that in like third grade if im correct and that's where you learn cursive but _she learned cursive in a grade you didn't learn how to spell money_ no I can't take this no way can I not laugh

  • Dogo Ed
    Dogo Ed

    They should make coanie named no no snow for winter

  • TheUnseenClock • 1 second ago • 11 years ago
    TheUnseenClock • 1 second ago • 11 years ago

    These entitled people are getting more dumb as time goes on.

  • *bee emoji* Save the Bees
    *bee emoji* Save the Bees

    • *bee emoji* Save the Bees
      *bee emoji* Save the Bees

      hooray for U+3164

  • williamony


  • Smiley Pony
    Smiley Pony

    As an up-and-coming Photographer (not on youtube obviously) small fee my a**! Just HALF the stuff they listed is more expensive than all of of my equipment. No one in their right mind that has that is working less than I'd say 250, if they're in MY position. And to let you borrow it? If there's a f***ing scratch on ANY of that, it would be cheaper to assassinate, John Cena. (Jokeing obviously, but still F*** you)

  • Trichotic

    I'm terrified, but curious to know what was being asked for @ 12:38

  • CMB Chris
    CMB Chris

    Ok wait a min..... The post at 21:06 I live in Mount Pleasant... This hit way too close to home. I'm curious if it's the same Mount Pleasant

  • your local idiot
    your local idiot

    thank you, r/aita guy who doesn't like zara those guys are assholes.

  • Caitlin Lombaard
    Caitlin Lombaard

    I love it when the editor makes a brief appearance😂

  • seaweed

    i think i can agree with the minecraft one. not anyone can afford the game, hence why people make a lot of apk for it. the only problem is why would they rate one star for it though? rating is based on the graphics of the game, if the money is worth, and a lot more factor. rating it only because it is not free is unjustifiable.



  • Pormpf Spimperton
    Pormpf Spimperton

    Can still available?

  • WingBreaker

    Where is the screaming man clip from? I need it

  • Maxine Finn Foxen
    Maxine Finn Foxen

    Sad how so many of these situations could be fixed if people were just ... Logical

  • Maxine Finn Foxen
    Maxine Finn Foxen

    "sinful and weird people like you"

  • soggymoustache

    a broken gba for 40 dollars is a lttle expensive but that was a total overreaction

  • Jinx's Corner
    Jinx's Corner

    Hi robin, I'm robin as well, in ur next video can u make sure to include "hi guys, girls, and in between pals" it would be very nice

  • King Rogue X
    King Rogue X

    i just started watching and as soon as I heard robins voice i got pumped


    I see, Ahri porn, I approve.

  • jobro yo
    jobro yo

    Best one ever

  • DragonF1reCDN

    20:36 did a good job at blanking out the top text...

  • CSE 13 07 abdul alim khan
    CSE 13 07 abdul alim khan

    Karen: Reddit is a place filled with weird and sinful people like you. Me,an intellectual: you can't have a lambo and not have a reddit account so....

  • sylveon 69
    sylveon 69

    3:33 "hey can i have a free girlfriend? she must be perfect/ 1 in a million probability and also i have no attractive merits. thanks" i swear i hear stuff like this and think "this could work out" then they get into the requirements and suddenly the amount of people on earth becomes far too few for there to be any reasonable probability

  • Ashley Clarke
    Ashley Clarke

    How do you keep doing these videos a lot

  • alch3myau

    damn puberty didnt hit that guy well

  • Cardi B Laughing
    Cardi B Laughing

    13:39 I think that is suppoded to say minor.. As in underage.

    • Cardi B Laughing
      Cardi B Laughing

      Oh wait nvm

  • William Perez
    William Perez

    Wait.. Robin.. Where my boy Damion at...

  • MentallyFloridian

    I think the 50 was a typo

  • Anthony Bynum
    Anthony Bynum

    Mob boss: hey Hitman I need you to kill someone for me I will pay yoo Hitman: ok how much we talking about Mob boss: oh I meant I'll pay you in exposure Hitman: *loads gun*

  • MaQ 8
    MaQ 8


  • Alex Davies
    Alex Davies

    "I hate the word freebie as much as I hate the word moist".... But you're a Baker. I want a moist cake... Not dry, not soggy... Wrong job choice?

  • Alex Davies
    Alex Davies

    Frankly I'm getting fed up with the artists. It's been years, no one thinks your art is worth as much as you do. You're not as good as you thought, time to lower the prices, you're the choosing beggar at this point thinking you deserve whatever you want from people because you think you have talent. You don't wanna do it for free, that's fine, but if you're on reddit all the time whining about people not paying the rate you want it's time to grow up. When people won't pay a plumber's rates does he jump on reddit and cry? Baker can't sell his loaves, you see him on reddit?

  • Deuterium, the Sentient Mattress
    Deuterium, the Sentient Mattress

    What's the deal with people wording their lonely hearts adverts like job openings? Like you're looking for love not a freaking live-in maid.

  • Estela Marquez
    Estela Marquez

    I feel sorry for the editor for censor the "GOD" word to this video and it make me cry at laughter 😂😂😂😂

  • athenathechess cub
    athenathechess cub

    20:39 u didnt blockout properly??

  • Rhyleigh Mackenzie
    Rhyleigh Mackenzie

    This is why Covid exists

  • myles houghton
    myles houghton

    hey i have 600+ follwors ples gev me fre cek, i um haveing a weding son an ur ceks loks very guddddd, i cun pey u en exposire That is the type of people i find everywhere on cake pages.

  • Tabby Taco
    Tabby Taco

    12:39 ahri is from league of legends. I think....

  • LadySuchiko

    "Why didn't you ask what I wanted?" Because what you want doesn't... *matter?*

  • Haim Maik
    Haim Maik

    Bullshit dude, I wouldn't drink warm beer for free I'd very much rather pay for it and have it ice cold.

  • lps kaylanee
    lps kaylanee


  • snake boi
    snake boi

    I got scammed by a guy named metriod shot on discored. Wanted a pro rl craft add-on. He said price:6 dollars. I said ok. All he did was ``remove adds" and sent me screen shots of the add-on witch I already had (it was a horrible add-on) I said I won't pay or take the add-on as i did not get what I was GANNA pay for. Thus I didn't pay. When I said no and he begged and he said ``5 dollars?" I said no. ``4 dollars?" No. ``3 dollars?" No. ``ok I'ma go say that u scammed me for working 6 dollars on an add-on removing adds" ``and I'll explain the actual scam." Blocked him. Said if I unblocked him he would stop begging. Him? I unblocked him and he started saying ``ur a scammer bitch" and I was like ``ok. Blocked"

    • Enid Mendoza
      Enid Mendoza

      omg im losing hope in humanity also first reply

  • sirMAXX

    3:55 Oof, yikes and yuck.

  • leave me alone please
    leave me alone please

    "You will never be susssesful" is my new favorite quote

  • Pickle rik Shit
    Pickle rik Shit

    10:58 ya it’s true my parents make a lot of money yet I still get 9 dollars a week And I’m only allowed to buy clothes twice a year nothing fancy things form Zara h&m next adidas and Nike I’m allowed to eat out once a week. Don’t let your kids be spoiled 500 dollars for watching dishes that’s just being delusional

  • Annie Albrecht
    Annie Albrecht

    Some people man lmao

  • CoMuselk

    That r/amitheasshole made me sad, I can't even afford a pc that can run Minecraft on a average 10 fps not the money to buy Minecraft...

  • nt78stonewobble

    The belgian government has no budget for a covid information video? .... Just throw some advertisements in there dummies...

  • S T
    S T

    The “oh Ok” at 12:18 had me wheezing

  • Gay Fish
    Gay Fish

    11:01 spoiled kid


    Who is that artist I wonder.

  • Electric_Fox

    10:01 If you don't have enough money then get a job instead of leeching off others

  • aH

    Bro this fucking hurts me

  • Hyper lagacy
    Hyper lagacy

    I hate that most of these things I’ve already seen

  • Vik Nightfox
    Vik Nightfox

    Why does Robin sound like Cookie Masterson from the "You Don't Know Jack" series? Tripping me out xD

  • Mops SPOOF
    Mops SPOOF

    Yo, there’s a choosing begger in my community!?!? (Mount Pleasant) DAMN

  • gdsm1815

    When you buy fall guys but you don’t want to buy ps+, then realise it won’t work without ps+

  • Gabriel Sepulveda
    Gabriel Sepulveda

    can still available?

  • Steve .Z
    Steve .Z

    "sharing is caring" is what im starting to think choosing beggars go by

  • Cosmic Catalyst
    Cosmic Catalyst

    Even as a long time EmKay/rSlash fan, I say that rSlash does it better.

  • Ivan Caravaca
    Ivan Caravaca

    12:37 She is a kitsune champion from LoL, black hair, white tail and the rest of the body is human and dresses with like a red dress. I haven't already seen what they asked for, but I can imagine it has to do with her tails (since she has multiple, kinda like Kurama from naruto, a tail that splits in like 9 tails or so) into every possible hole imaginable. That's what people usually commission for kitsunes, like, depending of the race of the character, you can imagine the r34 they are gonna ask for, and it's usually not that far from what they ask Edit: Ok, that was not what I expected, but yeah, that's usually quite asked, and more universal for the characters


    Meanwhile, my soon-to-be artsy husband is sending his art for free near and far (latest international shipping was France). He really needs to watch videos like this. And it's by no means sub-par art, it's really good. (For me personally, I usually do more like photo montages and stuff "for free" (included in my general salary but as an extra project) for my company but the mega exposure it ACTUALLY gets, like the official US election night stream 2020 over here, is good enough for me.) People need to realize their own worth. If I would do art for a living, I sure as hell would charge a hella lot for it.

  • Omer Elhassan
    Omer Elhassan

    This makes me want to punch a wall

  • ~ . * ° • ☆ Solarrrrrrr ☆ • ° * . ~
    ~ . * ° • ☆ Solarrrrrrr ☆ • ° * . ~

    woa i was so sleepy that instead of Robin i heard ramen, dont ask how xD

  • Lil Caleb W
    Lil Caleb W


  • William.V.M999

    Me that never gets money even when i do chores (14yrs) watching 10:20 "Haha, dumb shite"

  • iPancakePanda

    "carrot fruit loop little bitch" is now my favorite insult