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  • Felix Caskey
    Felix Caskey

    I don't know why but when I tried to watch this video, something went wrong and now UZload is just the first 5 seconds of this, the comments, and a single ad. Update: I no longer have the first 5 seconds, now it's just the thumbnail. I'm sitting here staring at shit-stained underwear.... this is my life now. Update: It started loading(Or rather has been loading, but very slowly). I now have 1:30, only took like an hour, not that bad. Update: It just started working again, I don't know why but I'll take it.

  • Nyx Sapphire Neish
    Nyx Sapphire Neish

    "why do we need utencils?" me: *lifts soup with hand and shoves into mouth*

  • Tyler willmer
    Tyler willmer

    i love your voice

  • japan
    japan

    bean sho

  • Harper Schulz
    Harper Schulz

    9:36 “I know I’m gay and can’t do math” is the mood of the century.

  • seasickmoss5820
    seasickmoss5820

    I love watching thelexikitty because I love how she's trans I'm not trans but I'm a furry

  • Rublu Magic
    Rublu Magic

    How did they price the mcdonalds play land Guy thinking of the price: Lets just count to 5

  • mark's yunaverse
    mark's yunaverse

    h

  • His Small World
    His Small World

    What scares me the most is at 5:10 *39* of them had been sold

  • MrPilo
    MrPilo

    Fun fact: Utensils were invented so that rich people in the 1700s could reach their mouths while wearing ruffled collars. Here's a site to explain: fashionhistory.fitnyc.edu/ruff/

  • Scott-ish Becon
    Scott-ish Becon

    THE FRUITY PEBBLE GLIZZY 👁

  • Kel's Kitchen
    Kel's Kitchen

    That day you accidentally end up with 125 POUNDS of Oreo crumbs

  • Diego Moreno
    Diego Moreno

    gay

    • AngelicCinnamonBun
      AngelicCinnamonBun

      yes. very.

  • Gina Draws
    Gina Draws

    Wow youtube four days late?

  • Speedy Boi
    Speedy Boi

    xbox controller 39 sold * WHAT*

  • Speedy Boi
    Speedy Boi

    "Ok im curious" I felt that

  • teecomb
    teecomb

    I never experienced so many ad breaks during a video. I like your videos but had to unsubscribe

  • SarPl4yzEXE _
    SarPl4yzEXE _

    I have an arm that's literally making me want to oof and might as well be cracked and yet here I am. Watching THIS abomination in my bed.

  • Paul Thompson
    Paul Thompson

    I'm confused.... hes gay, but has a wife?

    • Barack Obama
      Barack Obama

      Lexi is a trans lesbian. Dont misgender her.

  • captainminky
    captainminky

    I'm always so excited when I hear Lexis voice!! She's definitely my favorite narrator! Also, you should definitely check out the Sappho And Her Friend subreddit! I think you'd like it!

  • Good Green Times
    Good Green Times

    Hey where's the thumbnail? Welp back to fakejake

  • Weed Ghost
    Weed Ghost

    I love this subreddit

  • Cardinal Ham'N'Eggs
    Cardinal Ham'N'Eggs

    Kinda sad that Pizza Hut didn't change their logo to read "Pizza Hutt" on their Star Wars themed boxes.

  • Cardinal Ham'N'Eggs
    Cardinal Ham'N'Eggs

    Best way to exorcise a games console or controller: use it to play Doom Eternal. (Note: I have never tried this. If you ever decide to, tell me if it works so I can update this comment.)

  • Awesome Animals
    Awesome Animals

    GUYS YOU KNOW THOSE HEADLESS DOLLS AT ROUGHLY 5:00? I THINK MY OLD STEM TEACHER WAS SELLING THME BECAUSE HE HAD THEM ON HIS DESK THE YEAR I HAD HIM It was freaky af but don’t worry he was a nice guy

  • Tinks
    Tinks

    9:11 how dare you stand where he stood

  • Barb B
    Barb B

    I've made fan art for Lexie it's made of frog

  • Jus
    Jus

    “I know Im gay and cant do math“ lmfaoooooo

  • Navzar600
    Navzar600

    It's supreme underwear gotta check that on the list

  • Monster Hunter5000
    Monster Hunter5000

    5:41 drug test bath water

  • Toast BNHA
    Toast BNHA

    Y'all should make a Discord

  • NEIGHT nEIGHT
    NEIGHT nEIGHT

    The sick thing is: add one molecule of kink & most of this filth WILL sell.. That Pringle can w/ semi-hot girl, sh!t-stain drawers TOO

  • egg
    egg

    your voice is too sharp imo

  • Oliver Deering
    Oliver Deering

    we have utensils for cereal and soup ;-;

  • Memento Mori Unus Annus
    Memento Mori Unus Annus

    :0 you have the same name as my dad

  • System
    System

    Crap, I think I'm a simp for Lexi

  • Ciiphers On IG
    Ciiphers On IG

    its so great to have a female narrator bhasghasgah- love you lexi!

  • A.K.A.
    A.K.A.

    I miss when it was just robin ngl.

  • William Mclaughlin
    William Mclaughlin

    7:52 why is there 39 tabs opened 😂

  • Alexflowerscos
    Alexflowerscos

    Lexi: I know I'm gay and can't do math me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • Big barf Natsuki
    Big barf Natsuki

    Oka Ruto would love that first one

  • Shalyn 9613
    Shalyn 9613

    Why are so many of these from Ohio?! I swear we aren't this crazy

  • rusted corvid.butterfly
    rusted corvid.butterfly

    yknow, i actually did eat steak with my hands once. it was better than using utensils because i'm really bad at cuttimg off small enough pieces to fit in my mouth.

  • Your daily dose Of KARMA
    Your daily dose Of KARMA

    The someone thinks I’m sexy yeah right

  • That Dog Kakyoin Petted
    That Dog Kakyoin Petted

    Lexi: *appears* me: haha yes boost my confidence lord

  • kamenkewl
    kamenkewl

    the fanart today looks like emkay had a child with illuminaughtii

  • GrimSlaysX
    GrimSlaysX

    (sees thumbnail) me: GODDAMN THATS A BIG SHIT STAIN!!

  • Crispy ChickenNuggies
    Crispy ChickenNuggies

    5:20 my man just made a jarade from Team Fortrass 2

  • Baby Demon!! 0w0
    Baby Demon!! 0w0

    13:11 **Kokichi intensifies**

  • Selvenae Existing
    Selvenae Existing

    1:34 “FINALLY! Something that fits my aesthetic! Ordering this immediately! 10/10 would recommend.” -Me, 2020 Edit: what has 2020 done to me

  • Nathan Kleinman
    Nathan Kleinman

    I honestly dont know what his actual name is.

    • Barack Obama
      Barack Obama

      Her real name is Lexi and she uses she/her pronouns. Deadnames are not "real names".

  • oh
    oh

    1:26 man way too normie lol

  • Matthew Drerup
    Matthew Drerup

    gay people can do math?

    • Ozzy the Bun
      Ozzy the Bun

      I can’tx

  • Michael is stupid
    Michael is stupid

    Lexi’s voice just makes me smile! (dunno why but Lexi just seems like the person who would want to hug everyone when super happy and would eat every cookie when angry)

  • Daniel Uusitalo
    Daniel Uusitalo

    I dislike lexi

  • Hi I'm Leo
    Hi I'm Leo

    4:20 Now that's a hardcore difficulty for puzzle players.

  • Madi lmao
    Madi lmao

    nobody: maybe ru paul: lexi in her head *_con_drag_ulations_*

    • Ozzy the Bun
      Ozzy the Bun

      *her

  • Luis Fernandez
    Luis Fernandez

    Didn't know that the shit stain campain was a success, Gamegrumps made it so funny I though they were joking...

  • penguin lenguin
    penguin lenguin

    Worn once- never wpied with them-mint condition

  • Xash
    Xash

    Yes "Like and subscri"

  • Zekie Parel
    Zekie Parel

    Lexi:"and why da the hell do we have utensils" imagine slurping a soup with hands

    • AngelicCinnamonBun
      AngelicCinnamonBun

      MMM yummy hand soop

  • Knife Flavored
    Knife Flavored

    .

  • Unicorn Princess
    Unicorn Princess

    The sweet lexi

  • Tuqn
    Tuqn

    channel died when damien left lol

    • AngelicCinnamonBun
      AngelicCinnamonBun

      Just like you will shortly UwU

  • Daniel
    Daniel

    Where's Damien?

  • Yeeter Yeetington
    Yeeter Yeetington

    I’m sad because I don’t have enough money for crucifixion Mickey and three rats 😭😭

  • TheBlueHeron
    TheBlueHeron

    As somebody whose's last name is Franken I ferl offended by the frankenfine joke

  • Sertesh Sardrakal
    Sertesh Sardrakal

    The amount of times the edmonton marketplace is brought up disturbs me. Like as a Albertan this worries me.for all the wrong things

  • void cat
    void cat

    "I know I'm gay and can't do math"

  • Elliot Waterfield
    Elliot Waterfield

    Is it just me or does anyone else just watch emkay for Lexi? Lexi, I love your voice

  • Alexander Jagd Asbøl
    Alexander Jagd Asbøl

    you've been visited by chrome dinosaur like this post and your pp will grow 4cm

  • Kaqzy
    Kaqzy

    Ok I am in Australia and I don’t know about you but EmKay has uploaded 3 times today.... What a legend 💯

  • Dylan Clinton-Parker
    Dylan Clinton-Parker

    Bring back Damien he is so funny and has the least annoying voice out of all of them

    • Dylan Clinton-Parker
      Dylan Clinton-Parker

      @AmatuerAceVA what? what? what?

    • AmatuerAceVA
      AmatuerAceVA

      He has his own channel

  • MoneyMan [Fin]
    MoneyMan [Fin]

    I really miss the original EmKay

  • MoneyMan [Fin]
    MoneyMan [Fin]

    I really miss the original EmKay

  • Fetus Yeeter
    Fetus Yeeter

    Hearing “Hello sexy, I’m Lexi!” Makes my whole decade feel sexy

    • Vorrimade
      Vorrimade

      It makes me cringe

  • Caiti ❤
    Caiti ❤

    8:20 I was in a mental institution for a week when I was 17, and that looks just like the food we were served there

  • TimeHunter
    TimeHunter

    The Celica advert really was clever.

  • welcome to the stream
    welcome to the stream

    Why was this videos thumbnail changed 3 times

  • Citron irl
    Citron irl

    THE ROCK ONE IS SO CUTE hes like. hi :) lets trade rocks

  • P_M LIFESTYLE
    P_M LIFESTYLE

    don't do that. God bless 🙏 Jesus loves y'all

  • French Toast
    French Toast

    1:40 tbh I’d buy that lmao

  • You Died
    You Died

    E

  • Lando
    Lando

    I'd like to know how many over priced stupid items have actually been bought on ebay or craigslist.

  • teletubby queen
    teletubby queen

    I’m 11

    • Ozzy the Bun
      Ozzy the Bun

      Cool, You shouldn’t be on UZload, you have to be at least 13

    • Clod Cat
      Clod Cat

      Don't say that, just for your safety.

  • Melhsien Capila
    Melhsien Capila

    Those who disliked this video are not sexy.

  • sharkguy 2666
    sharkguy 2666

    Wait. Lexi is gay?

    • Shabill Alma
      Shabill Alma

      Yeah

  • Avalon Page
    Avalon Page

    Lexi, its true we can't do math

  • MercurialMærc 2
    MercurialMærc 2

    Your intros are the best "What's up sexy! I'm Lexy!" The best intro on emkay

    • MercurialMærc 2
      MercurialMærc 2

      @TulipMC I'm pretty sure the joke went over my head I'm not sure it it is actually a joke or not but I will just assume I missed the joke

    • TulipMC
      TulipMC

      MercurialMærc 2 I CANT CLICK READ MOREI

  • Iwaizumi Hajime
    Iwaizumi Hajime

    𝖮𝗋𝖾𝗀𝗈𝗇 𝗂𝗌 𝖺 𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗇𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗆𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗅𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗋 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝖯𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗆𝗁

  • Emily Turner
    Emily Turner

    Needs better narrators

    • AngelicCinnamonBun
      AngelicCinnamonBun

      No u

  • Nerf Modder
    Nerf Modder

    5:43 That was a close one, was worried this was some sort of cbt device

  • Gin given
    Gin given

    If you were wonderying what the music was its mr kings dices theme from cup head

  • the lamb sauce
    the lamb sauce

    Big fan lex

  • Z9R
    Z9R

    11:16 they might have found that at a dump because I heard that some McDonald's, even my own years ago, got rid of their playgrounds.

  • Denzel AJWahyudi
    Denzel AJWahyudi

    4:34 indonesia every indonesian: everyone likes that

  • ACDCRocksmay Yoboiyoboi
    ACDCRocksmay Yoboiyoboi

    Get rid of Lexi get rid of Lexi get rid of Lexi get rid of Lexi

    • ACDCRocksmay Yoboiyoboi
      ACDCRocksmay Yoboiyoboi

      @AngelicCinnamonBun I did leave it

    • AngelicCinnamonBun
      AngelicCinnamonBun

      No 💖 If you don't like her, THEN LEAVE.

    • Madi lmao
      Madi lmao

      Yep, I scrolled down all the way

    • ACDCRocksmay Yoboiyoboi
      ACDCRocksmay Yoboiyoboi

      Madison Womack woah really

    • Madi lmao
      Madi lmao

      condragulations, you are the *_very_* first comment

  • Obstanmarty
    Obstanmarty

    Why did you change the thumbnail Poptart suit was better than poopy underwear

  • Alex Frandsen
    Alex Frandsen

    Lexi: I'm gay and can't do math... Me: Pssssht that's not a stereotype Me: *is bisexual and also cannot do math*

    • AngelicCinnamonBun
      AngelicCinnamonBun

      Me too, tf

    • Diet Twist
      Diet Twist

      Me: bi ace who also can’t math

  • Random Review United
    Random Review United

    Why is it gonna crack head Craigslist ho ho I get it now